This picture takes me back... Boy, oh boy, does it take me back. It was 2001, I was in prison, and this black guy named Rico decided to take me into his confidence. After six long months of religious spotting, Rico pulled me aside at the salad bar and said, "Fee-fee would like to meet you. I know you're lonely. And I will share her with you." Then, right between the olives and low ranch dressing, Rico pulled out what would be the love of my life for the next 5 months. Crude looking at first, Fee-fee was one large industrial plastic glove filled with two smaller gloves. Both smaller gloves were filled with warm water and jello, and were nestled snuggly inside the bigger glove, which appeared to leaking petroleum jelly and dryer lint. That night, underneath the blue security light in my cell, I took Fee-fee into my bed and consummated our relationship. As I lay naked, on top of the sheets smoking a cigarette 45 seconds later, I knew for the first time in my life what it was like to be truly and comletely in love...
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This picture takes me back... Boy, oh boy, does it take me back. It was 2001, I was in prison, and this black guy named Rico decided to take me into his confidence. After six long months of religious spotting, Rico pulled me aside at the salad bar and said, "Fee-fee would like to meet you. I know you're lonely. And I will share her with you." Then, right between the olives and low ranch dressing, Rico pulled out what would be the love of my life for the next 5 months. Crude looking at first, Fee-fee was one large industrial plastic glove filled with two smaller gloves. Both smaller gloves were filled with warm water and jello, and were nestled snuggly inside the bigger glove, which appeared to leaking petroleum jelly and dryer lint. That night, underneath the blue security light in my cell, I took Fee-fee into my bed and consummated our relationship. As I lay naked, on top of the sheets smoking a cigarette 45 seconds later, I knew for the first time in my life what it was like to be truly and comletely in love...
-Barry Bruington
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